MEET THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF
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President Obongo lights up a fag outside the mud hut of his half-brother, Kenya, 2006
Obongo family portrait (President Obongo circled in red), Kenya, circa 1985
The Commander in Chief muses about getting elected to the highest office
in the land without even being a legal citizen. This is the greatest fraud that
has ever occurred in history. Period!
Multiple forensic experts agree: Bill Ayers wrote the President's books. Obongo's writing skills are classified as
that of a floundering college freshman.
FACT CHECK! A poll taken shortly after the election revealed that 80% of the people who voted for Obongo did not know that his middle name was Hussein. Thank the Main Stream Media (aka, jewsmedia) for keeping the masses informed.
NEW LIGHTING ROD SONG:
The band Lightning Rod has just released an exciting new song to celebrate the coronation of the first simian to be the Commander in Chief.
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STOP THE PRESSES! STOP THE PRESSES!
We just received word that President Obongo has finally agreed to release his original birth certificate (see below). This quashes once and for all those vicious and totally false allegations by right wing kooks, and even some Democrats, that the Commander in Chief is an illegal alien.